WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

The Rascals (U.K.)

Purpose:
Determine a band’s leader by analyzing a publicity photo.

Disclaimer:
A band’s inclusion on this blog reflects neither an endorsement nor a criticism of its music. This post is merely intended as a spotlight on the inner political workings of a collection of individuals who are in the midst of a cooperative, creative endeavor.

The Process:
You, dear reader, please answer the question, “Who’s in charge here?”

After sufficient discussion has taken place, a verdict can then be passed based on a majority vote.

Band: The Rascals (U.K.)
Genre: Indie
Website: http://therascals.co.uk/

Voting ends on: Monday, September 15th, 9:00am CST (GMT-5)

THE VERDICT (Updated!)

Voting has ended. Here is the tally.

No One – 2 votes
Left – 3 votes
Middle – 7 votes
Right – 2 votes

They may be locked on a balcony without any clothes, their junk wafting in the breeze, but the guy in the middle is ostensibly in charge of their dire situation. Congrats to the middle guy!

15 responses to “The Rascals (U.K.)”

  1. McGone Avatar
    McGone

    Is the one on the left Hyde from “That 70s Show?” Either way the leader is whoever locked these nimrods out on the balcony. Well played, Leader!

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  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Big round of applause from me for Homo-seck-schuali-tee!

    Ok, ok.. seriously? The guy in the middle, because he owns those ho’s.

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  3. TheOtherJennifer Avatar
    TheOtherJennifer

    The maid who has stolen all their clothes are they are posing on the balcony trying to look cool? thoughtful? smart? Like they just came out of a steamroom with a bunch of old hairy, wrinkly men?

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  4. Hatless in Hattiesburg Avatar
    Hatless in Hattiesburg

    guy in the middle. the other two are even pointing at him.

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  5. Anna M Avatar
    Anna M

    I am going with the guy on the right. The middle one is “the bitch”.

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  6. The Imaginary Reviewer Avatar
    The Imaginary Reviewer

    Gosh they look like my brother. Well, not the guy on the left, the other two.

    Middle guy is the leader. His cocksure levels are through the roof.

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  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    The rascal in the middle confidently showing some chest – he is the leader !!

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  8. BeckEye Avatar
    BeckEye

    Oooh, I love the word “rascal.” And these boys really do look like rascals. Wait, wasn’t there already a band called the Rascals? Oh, that must be why it says “U.K.”

    Now that I’ve let my internal dialogue spill outwardly all over your blog, I will go with the guy on the left. The other two look too much alike, so they’re just sheep.

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  9. Blaniage Avatar
    Blaniage

    When all else appears equal, I always go with the short guy. Plus, guy-in-the-middle has the other two in a Three Stooges Moe-lock, perfect for clonking their near-empty skulls together after he realizes that nobody has the room key.

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  10. Jared X Avatar
    Jared X

    They’re all in robes but only the guy on the right looks wet. That means he got the first shower and all the hot water.

    Anyone can wear a robe and slippers that are three sizes too small. Only the leader gets dibs on the hot water. It’s the guy on the right.

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  11. A Jaded Girl Avatar
    A Jaded Girl

    Their girlfriends are in charge.

    Ultimately these menfolk are trying to get laid, hence why they are at the spa with said girlfriends getting metro-sexualized. Girls have the vag and the guys want to get in it. It’s all a plot to get some booty.

    I almost said sex was in charge but thats kind of an unspoken rule that sex is always in charge.

    Who can tell I need to get laid?

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  12. Family Brown. Avatar
    Family Brown.

    Now maybe I should cut my caffeine intake, but this just makes me cross.
    How dare they?!!?
    Someone out there needs a good slap, step over here boys and I shall gladly oblige,
    Phew.
    Right. The one in the middle, stop pointing at him you followers, all of you put something on and stop loafing around on the balcony, call yourself a band? Tsk.

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  13. Sampada Avatar
    Sampada

    man in the middle..the other two look too confused to be in charge

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  14. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    My vote goes to the mad scientist on the left who has successfully isolated the genetic marker for douchebaggery. This man is an evil genius and the other two are the twisted fruit of his labors. He’s in charge.

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  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    The one in the middle.
    The other two are like “We’re with this guy. -cool expression-“

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