Comments on: The Oak Ridge Boys

By: Jared X

Jared X — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:11 +0000

I think we can eliminate the guy on the right based on age alone. He could be the grandson of any of the others and, in fact, kind of looks a like a producer who accidentally ended up in the band photo.

That leaves the three old men. Has anyone ever seen "Oh God You Devil" the George Burns movie from the '80s in which Burns plays both God and the Devil? When he appears as the devil, he wears a suit much like the one worn by the standing gentleman in the middle. If George Burns movies from the '80s are to have any meaning (and what would life be if they didn't?), the guy in the devil suit has to be in charge and the other two (in black)are his evil minions.

Giddyap uh oom papa oom papa mau mau.

By: TheOtherJennifer

TheOtherJennifer — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:33:45 +0000

Have we already not posited in previous weeks that the most hirsute guy is in charge? Most hair, hatted, bearded gent on the left is in charge.

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:46:47 +0000

Wowee, strange eyes. fixed smiles, why do these people always sit next to me on the bus?

It's the black shirt seated man, the others are his satelites, and he has mastered "how to sit on a chair". He is in charge

By: Hatless in Hattiesburg

Hatless in Hattiesburg — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:03 +0000

Mr. Salmon Suit is definitely the *next* one to be in charge, but the verrrrry bearded guy who looks old enough to have seen the Oak Ridge Mountains being formed is still in charge for now.

By: McGone

McGone — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:04:05 +0000

Based on the picture, it's Mr. Salmon Suit, the guy who looks like he wants to sell me a "really sharp car" with "fantastic leather seats" and a "really kickin' sound system." But everybody knows that Elvira is the real leader of the Oak Ridge Boys.

How funny that these AARP members still call themselves "Boys."